Hey Guys, I’m sitting in my west end home right now, preparing for a great long weekend. The weather is supposed to be great. I’m going to stay away from the core of the city (Carabana weekend) , but I already have all that I need at my house. I don’t think I’ll need to… Continue reading My long weekend starts now!
Hello Friends, Just a quick update — I’m still here! Seems I accidentally knocked this website offline for the past few days. I run the website out of my garage and I suspect I tripped over the extension chords powering my computer last weekend (I’d been drinking all day). I didn’t notice until now. I’ll… Continue reading What a week!
Hey Folks, I just got home from the office (I usually leave at 1pm on Fridays) and let me tell you it was certainly an exciting week for me! Has anyone ever glued their fingers together as a result of pure boredom? I was in a car, going between my council office and my Lawrence… Continue reading Thank god its Friday
Hello Friends, This place has gone to shit. Every time I look at the human garbage that makes up this city, I vomit a little in my mouth. I can see the pain and anguish surrounding me in council chambers and with the city in general. Everywhere I look. Its been three years since I… Continue reading Abolish municipal democracy / Bacon fat is the new cooking oil
It all started today. This morning actually. It was a morning like many other — I was sitting in my chair, eating cheetos, listening to Steve Earle. I made a few calls from my office at City Hall and had a few uninspired conversations with my fellow councilors. I went out to lunch at 12:45.… Continue reading A day in my life
I’m currently sitting in a council meeting right now but I had to share these thoughts I’ve been having. I’ve been considering different ways to season my beef and I thought of a good marinade for beef / steak / whatnot : – ground mustard seeds – ground pepper – red wine – pinch of… Continue reading Mustard on beef ?
Hey Toronto, What a wonderful Mid July Monday today is turning out to be. My assistant (Lafayette) just told me of a great idea / plan for when I am elected mayor of our great city. She suggested that I fire 22 city councilors and replace them with 100 police officers on the streets of… Continue reading I reserve the right to choose what I’m having for lunch
Hey Folks, Just updating you guys. I’m currently in my Etobicoke backyard having a great old fashioned BBQ on my end. I went to Brunos Fine Foods on Dundas West and Royal York Road to pick up a bunch of steaks for me and the guys. My wife is on vacation currently so its just… Continue reading BBQ + Buddies + Beers
Hey Toronto! Your old pal here. I was just sitting in my office, brainstorming with my administrative staff and we were toying with the idea of combining cookies and cream ice cream with jelly doughnuts (mixing it in a blender even). I think this would be a fantastic daily treat — something that would invigorate… Continue reading Cookies n’ cream + jelly doughnuts : is it worth it?
My mayoral election manager suggested I start a blog to share my thoughts about our wonderful city, my political views and agendas if I were to be elected mayor of our great city. I’d love to hear from you also, please drop me a line if you can : email@example.com Stay tuned for more posts… Continue reading Hello Toronto!