Chocolate chips and marshmellow / cool whip

Hey Folks, My campaign to become mayor of Toronto has become more and more heated and dramatic as the days have progressed this week. I’ve been turning down interviews with the Toronto Star, Toronto Sun and many other major publications regarding the Illuminati based conspiracy and other conspiracies related to derailing my attempts to gain… Continue reading Chocolate chips and marshmellow / cool whip

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Various powers that be / illuminati underground power struggle

Greetings Folks, I’m still having problems with this website. My advisers have been sensing a strong sense of power and energy coming from the sewers near my Etobicoke home. They say that I must continue on posting to my blog here, even though none of my words may be seen for some time (possibly only… Continue reading Various powers that be / illuminati underground power struggle

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Hey there

Hey Folks, Looks like the powers that be have set the wheels in motion to try and shut down not only my personal blog here, but my entire mayoral campaign! Stay tuned folks! As soon as I’m done eating my sausages for dinner I’ll make another update to provide more details. Thanks.

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Pastor Wendell Brereton / buttermilk pancakes with cinnamon and bananas

Hello friends, I have decided to take the rest of the week off since my stay at Etobicoke General Hospital as a result of my intestinal blockage. Staying at home allows me to work tirelessly on my mayoral election campaign without distraction or any outside communication. Most of my election plans and strategies are composed… Continue reading Pastor Wendell Brereton / buttermilk pancakes with cinnamon and bananas

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Games I play to release stress

Hey folks, I’m home from the hospital now. What a crazy past couple of days it’s been for me. I’ve been feeling slightly depressed now that I’ve finally come home from so much time in the dirty hospital — it’s very difficult to sleep while other junkies and hobo’s are moaning silently in their beds… Continue reading Games I play to release stress

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Hospital : day 2

Hey folks, Just checking in. I ended up staying at Etobicoke General overnight. They insisted that they observe my condition even after administering IV based laxative’s and clearing out the intestinal blockage. They made me promise to never eat an entire block of cheese and melt it in bacon grease to be poured over top… Continue reading Hospital : day 2

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Smitherman inexperienced in municipal politics / is it normal to have blood in my shit?

Hey guys, I’ve been sitting in my office for most of the day, not taking calls and canceling most of my meetings today. I’m still recovering from the weekend, unfortunately. I ended up making a few extra runs to the beer store. I also reduced the complexity of several meals over the long weekend. What… Continue reading Smitherman inexperienced in municipal politics / is it normal to have blood in my shit?

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