Smitherman inexperienced in municipal politics / is it normal to have blood in my shit?

Hey guys,

I’ve been sitting in my office for most of the day, not taking calls and canceling most of my meetings today. I’m still recovering from the weekend, unfortunately. I ended up making a few extra runs to the beer store.

I also reduced the complexity of several meals over the long weekend. What originally was intended to be a steak dinner with bacon grease on Saturday night ended up being a block of cheese, some pickles and a few bars of white chocolate (my favorite).

As a result, I haven’t taken a dump in over 72 hours and I feel like there’s a cement block lodged in my intestines. I had to cancel several scheduled debates as well.

I’ll check back in later.

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