Just a quick update. I’m currently in the waiting room at Etobicoke General Hospital, near HWY 27 and Rexdale Blvd.
Since I haven’t been able to take a dump in 72 hours, I thought it might be a good idea to get this taken care of by a medical professional. They tell me it shouldn’t be much longer. I think they plan on inserting something into my anus and administering various creams as well as an IV based laxative.
I’ll update again when I can.