Listen folks. I have built a great and wonderful thing here. I have overcome liberal patchouli smothered fat-cats at city hall. I was elected, democratically, to run this city and clean it up. Boy let me tell you, it was a dirty job. I repealed the vehicle registration tax and agreed to only incrementally increase… Continue reading You haven’t seen the last of me!
Greetings Folks, I’m still having problems with this website. My advisers have been sensing a strong sense of power and energy coming from the sewers near my Etobicoke home. They say that I must continue on posting to my blog here, even though none of my words may be seen for some time (possibly only… Continue reading Various powers that be / illuminati underground power struggle
Hey Folks, Looks like the powers that be have set the wheels in motion to try and shut down not only my personal blog here, but my entire mayoral campaign! Stay tuned folks! As soon as I’m done eating my sausages for dinner I’ll make another update to provide more details. Thanks.
Hey folks, Just a quick update. My week started off fairly normally. My slew of 1 or 2 meetings with my administrative staff, checking my voice mail and leaving for home at around 2:30pm this afternoon is usually about an average day’s activities. It sure feel’s like a great start to a productive week. Every… Continue reading Busy this week
Hey guys, I’m in the mood for wings and beer tonight. The wife hasn’t come back from her cottage trip (even though she was supposed to be back 2 days ago), and it gets quite lonely in my Etobicoke house so I’ve decided to go out for wings and beer! The place I plan on… Continue reading Going for wings + beer tonight
Hey folks, Just checking in. I ended up staying at Etobicoke General overnight. They insisted that they observe my condition even after administering IV based laxative’s and clearing out the intestinal blockage. They made me promise to never eat an entire block of cheese and melt it in bacon grease to be poured over top… Continue reading Hospital : day 2
Hey pals, Just a quick update. I’m currently in the waiting room at Etobicoke General Hospital, near HWY 27 and Rexdale Blvd. Since I haven’t been able to take a dump in 72 hours, I thought it might be a good idea to get this taken care of by a medical professional. They tell me… Continue reading At the hospital currently
Hello Friends, Just a quick update — I’m still here! Seems I accidentally knocked this website offline for the past few days. I run the website out of my garage and I suspect I tripped over the extension chords powering my computer last weekend (I’d been drinking all day). I didn’t notice until now. I’ll… Continue reading What a week!