Thoughts and personal accounts from your former mayor
Hey Folks, My campaign to become mayor of Toronto has become more and more heated and dramatic as the days have progressed this week. I’ve been turning down interviews with the Toronto Star, Toronto Sun and many other major publications regarding the Illuminati based conspiracy and other conspiracies related to derailing my attempts to gain… Continue reading Chocolate chips and marshmellow / cool whip
Greetings Folks, I’m still having problems with this website. My advisers have been sensing a strong sense of power and energy coming from the sewers near my Etobicoke home. They say that I must continue on posting to my blog here, even though none of my words may be seen for some time (possibly only… Continue reading Various powers that be / illuminati underground power struggle
Hey folks, I’m home from the hospital now. What a crazy past couple of days it’s been for me. I’ve been feeling slightly depressed now that I’ve finally come home from so much time in the dirty hospital — it’s very difficult to sleep while other junkies and hobo’s are moaning silently in their beds… Continue reading Games I play to release stress
Hey Folks, I just got home from the office (I usually leave at 1pm on Fridays) and let me tell you it was certainly an exciting week for me! Has anyone ever glued their fingers together as a result of pure boredom? I was in a car, going between my council office and my Lawrence… Continue reading Thank god its Friday