Chocolate chips and marshmellow / cool whip

Hey Folks, My campaign to become mayor of Toronto has become more and more heated and dramatic as the days have progressed this week. I’ve been turning down interviews with the Toronto Star, Toronto Sun and many other major publications regarding the Illuminati based conspiracy and other conspiracies related to derailing my attempts to gain… Continue reading Chocolate chips and marshmellow / cool whip

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Various powers that be / illuminati underground power struggle

Greetings Folks, I’m still having problems with this website. My advisers have been sensing a strong sense of power and energy coming from the sewers near my Etobicoke home. They say that I must continue on posting to my blog here, even though none of my words may be seen for some time (possibly only… Continue reading Various powers that be / illuminati underground power struggle

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Games I play to release stress

Hey folks, I’m home from the hospital now. What a crazy past couple of days it’s been for me. I’ve been feeling slightly depressed now that I’ve finally come home from so much time in the dirty hospital — it’s very difficult to sleep while other junkies and hobo’s are moaning silently in their beds… Continue reading Games I play to release stress

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