Hey Folks, My campaign to become mayor of Toronto has become more and more heated and dramatic as the days have progressed this week. I’ve been turning down interviews with the Toronto Star, Toronto Sun and many other major publications regarding the Illuminati based conspiracy and other conspiracies related to derailing my attempts to gain… Continue reading Chocolate chips and marshmellow / cool whip
Thank god its Friday
Hey Folks, I just got home from the office (I usually leave at 1pm on Fridays) and let me tell you it was certainly an exciting week for me! Has anyone ever glued their fingers together as a result of pure boredom? I was in a car, going between my council office and my Lawrence… Continue reading Thank god its Friday
Abolish municipal democracy / Bacon fat is the new cooking oil
Hello Friends, This place has gone to shit. Every time I look at the human garbage that makes up this city, I vomit a little in my mouth. I can see the pain and anguish surrounding me in council chambers and with the city in general. Everywhere I look. Its been three years since I… Continue reading Abolish municipal democracy / Bacon fat is the new cooking oil
Cookies n’ cream + jelly doughnuts : is it worth it?
Hey Toronto! Your old pal here. I was just sitting in my office, brainstorming with my administrative staff and we were toying with the idea of combining cookies and cream ice cream with jelly doughnuts (mixing it in a blender even). I think this would be a fantastic daily treat — something that would invigorate… Continue reading Cookies n’ cream + jelly doughnuts : is it worth it?