Thoughts and personal accounts from your former mayor
Hey folks, Just checking in. I ended up staying at Etobicoke General overnight. They insisted that they observe my condition even after administering IV based laxative’s and clearing out the intestinal blockage. They made me promise to never eat an entire block of cheese and melt it in bacon grease to be poured over top… Continue reading Hospital : day 2
Hey pals, Just a quick update. I’m currently in the waiting room at Etobicoke General Hospital, near HWY 27 and Rexdale Blvd. Since I haven’t been able to take a dump in 72 hours, I thought it might be a good idea to get this taken care of by a medical professional. They tell me… Continue reading At the hospital currently
Hey guys, I’ve been sitting in my office for most of the day, not taking calls and canceling most of my meetings today. I’m still recovering from the weekend, unfortunately. I ended up making a few extra runs to the beer store. I also reduced the complexity of several meals over the long weekend. What… Continue reading Smitherman inexperienced in municipal politics / is it normal to have blood in my shit?
Hey Guys, I’m sitting in my west end home right now, preparing for a great long weekend. The weather is supposed to be great. I’m going to stay away from the core of the city (Carabana weekend) , but I already have all that I need at my house. I don’t think I’ll need to… Continue reading My long weekend starts now!
It all started today. This morning actually. It was a morning like many other — I was sitting in my chair, eating cheetos, listening to Steve Earle. I made a few calls from my office at City Hall and had a few uninspired conversations with my fellow councilors. I went out to lunch at 12:45.… Continue reading A day in my life